brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

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canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

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nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

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sassybf:

listening to arctic monkeys makes you feel like ur an attractive person

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

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kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

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wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

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oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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"People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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